Having fun? Join the club! It’s Campus Review’s ode to O-Week

Except for a few outliers that have already fired up the sausage sizzles, universities around Australia are now celebrating O-Week. It's a time of tote bags bulging with free lollipops, branded legionnaires caps and prophylactics, newfound and quickly forgotten interest in spelunking, Russian literature and theatre sports, market testing the on-campus cafes for the most cost-effective, taste-sufficient vegan soy latte, and tapping that first Melbourne Bitter as soon as the bar with the most quad propinquity opens and that new chum you met in the line to join the Circus Club proclaims that 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere'.